Stuart Roy Clarke
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25th
July
2014

To win the match. Any match.

My posts will soon be transferring to http://www.camporetro.com/ where I have a little bit of a love affair going (what with Campo stylish football takes – I have a stable mate).

TO WIN THE MATCH. ANY MATCH.

England’s capitulation in the World Cup prompted me to memoir. Of the few real notable memorable stand-out ‘international’-styled matches I have been involved with – actually played in – there has been in each case a central theme. An ask which took little asking. To win the game.

One such match, in America, whilst working on a kids summer camp, had us teachers thrown together in a minibus and taken to a clearing in the Kittatinny Mountains. Where we were to meet another set of teachers thrown together in another minibus from another camp. These highland woods and clearings were slightly spooky – Klu Klux Klan had operated hereabouts only 60 years before – within memory.

But this was an encounter to play football, as most encounters should at least consider.

The English contingent (probably on both sides) took to organising the rest of the squad claiming a football superiority (certainly in terms of pedigree if not actual form) saying who should play where and what the line-up might be. A concensus prevailed and we eyed our opponents in warm-up (stretching calves) just as they eyed us.

This was a game we so wanted to win. With nothing much at stake. Against unknown opposition. With none but ourselves watching. Not beamed anywhere on tv. To no great homecoming (the chef back at the summer camp might just ask nonchalantly ‘Did You Win?’ as if performance might have some reflection on his cooking).

The referee may or may not have been impartial – the driver from their minibus.

The clock was poised and a few buckets of water lined up on the touchline – it was midday in summertime. We won the toss and elected to play ‘in skins’.

The game was underway and after a few minutes of this and that and mistimed tackles and misplaced players and things not going exactly right (probably on either side) several captains chipped in their ideas of a rejig – sort of repairs as you go along and make your way. To goal. We were bent  on scoring. On winning. And if conceding – as we did – coming back stronger still. And we did. To take a lead.

Then there was half time and some calculations over the extent of injuries – who exactly could play on and could they play on in a limited role maybe, let’ see. The rock-hard terrain grazes were splashed with ointment…spare socks applied as tourniquets.

The game powered on through the heat of midday, the ball catapulted into the trees giving a momentary cool for he who recovered it.

Total engagement. Total absorption. Commitment. Such fun in a way. This was a game we simply HAD to win.

We shook hands at the end of the game. The minibuses parting at the fork in the road.

 

 

 

 

24th
March
2014

Derby on the moon …by Stuart Roy Clarke

I had attended the police briefing – this was a category C match: high risk of disorder. A ‘derby’ of the highest order. The disorder turned out to be on the pitch – who could have predicted a 5-0 home win beteen Derby County and Nottingham Forest with both teams riding high in potential promotion places?! For Derby fans it was dreamlike. I photographed amongst them and all around arms and fists and 1 2 3 4 FIVE finger salutes, smiles, tears of joy. The Nottingham fans rallied at 0-3 and sung their own hearts out …until further goals came crashing in on their Forest.

In the evening, in Derby city center, I attended a talk about the journeys to the Moon by everyone who has ever made them. The speaker was meticulous, going through every attempt and backing up all he said with slides – he even had a huge moon-globe sat beside him, signed by men who had walked on it. We heard more than just about the Apollo this and that – Russians and more; however it was at about Apollo ’11′ when from outside the auditorium there came a veritable din – a chorus – a disorder, breaking through the wall, upstaging Armstrong. Upsetting the space programme. It was “Bill-y Day-vees…you’re getting sacked in the morning”.
Derby County fans were spot on – but for a day. In fact the Forest (and their former) manager was sacked on the Monday.

But the match will now forever be connected in my mind with mans first steps on the Moon.

18th
March
2014

The finest group of football-playing men ever assembled? by Stuart Roy Clarke

…were the Magical Magyars. The Golden Team that rained down upon the Hungarian nation 1950-1956. Better than Brazil.

Today the Hungarian womenfolk label their men (not just the football ones) ‘arseholes’. The men make it their business to show the women they too have them (arseholes).

Meanwhile the ball has rolled well away.